Lupin

Well as many of you know I drive a WRX. And if you didnt know that come out from under your rock.

So I thought I might wack up a few pics of the last event.

Is was the 1st show and shine event that the club has held. There were 90 cars in attendance, and the weather was a lovely 40 deg.

Thre are heaps more pics here
http://www.wrx.com.au/images/06_show_n_shine/

Then there is my car.

This is how its changed over the past 12 months.
The day I got it.

Now

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.
This is Leroy's homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
The following is Leroy's assignment:

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night.
Man, somebody get that catacomb!

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss
disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake."
He say, "b***sh*t, that watch israel."

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and
took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on
stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
"fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:

Today's word is :"OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide

Look forward to a real blog about whats been gonig on after the weekend

Well I’ve had my hands on the latest need for speed for a few days now, and I’m still not sure what to make of it.

It seems that EA have cashed in on the franchise and not really put much thought into the game.

Its basically underground meets hot pursuit, well kinda.

The story is the same old crap, you loose your car to some dude and you have to work your way up through the ranks to get it back. So basically it’s the same old thing, start with a basic car win races, get money and upgrade the car, or get another one. The only new feature of the game is the police chases, and these don’t offer much of a challenge. It’s as simple as driving around in circles and smashing into things. The game feels a lot like burnout.

Now for the problems with the game.

It seems that they have somehow managed to get the cars to produce their own NOS supply. In other words it somehow replenishes its self after a short wait. I find it amazing that in a game the believe you have the technology to not only produce the gas but also compress it on the fly. A outstanding feat if I do say so myself. It also seems that they still haven’t fixed the problem of the gas leaking into the cabin as it still has some weird effect on your vision when you use it. (Although all the gas does in real life is make you laugh, I guess enough of it may effect your vision)

On the plus side it seems that you no longer have to add a whole bunch of ugly crap to get “respect” from you fellow competitors to be able to race them.
It also seems that the mods are slightly more realistic. No longer does a exhaust change net a huge performance change.

As far a game play goes, the only incentive to play it is to get the better cars, the only problem is that by the time you get that far the car you have is just as quick.

Graphically the game is nothing special, it runs fine on my machine so it’s not too graphically intense.

Over all I give the game a 5/10 for graphics, 6/10 for game play, 5/10 for the car selection, and a 11/10 for wank factor.

Yes thats right all my wisdom has now been removed. Well in my mouth at least.
Had 4 wisdom teeth out today and i can tell you, once the drugs wear off it fucking kills. Im not sure which hurts more at the moment my mouth where the teeth were pulled or my jaw where it was dislocated. Either way Ive got a few more hours of waiting for the next round of pain killers.

Im looking forward to my meals of soup and baby food for the next week or so. And as some cruel twist of fate I have to do some training in Melbourne next week where they have a all you can eat buffet everyday.

On to other things its not that long till the next lan, and I should be starting to think about doing some things for it, but somehow I just dont see that happening. I really do feel that Im getting too old for this. If only I could get my hands on the drugs that they put me to seep with toady and wake up after its all over.

Well the lupinator as you knew it is now gone (for a while anyway)

Relpaced with one of Antec's finest, the super lan boy.

What made me decide to do this?

Well it basically involved me rolling my office chair over the side panel in a routine cleaning operation. So basically I stuffed the old case and needed a new one before the current upcoming laning season.

The decision to go to the LAN BOY was based on the fact that im lazy and didn't want to lug a heavy case around anymore.

Once I get all the stuff setup in it, I'll post up some pics.